"My agent doesn’t tow around in a crap box."

sherlock-needs-his-john:

Our parents warned us about middle aged men stalking us on the Internet but oh how the tables have turned

shouldvecameintheasymormon:

theyre onto us.

shouldvecameintheasymormon:

theyre onto us.

whatifigetbored:

stevesbuck:

captain america | crack!vid

this is literally the most perfect thing I have ever seen

hiddlememes:

accordiontolaura:

Tom Hiddleston | Textposts

ay papi

Geoff & Pavel | Season 1 (x)

sassycappy87:

Putting on your bra when your skin is wet is like wrestling with satan

wearitcounts:

ishipanarmada:

batmanlockedmeinthetardis:

thisrohirrimisnoman:

1reasonand1reasonolny:

harryriles:

"what are you reading?"

"its a…online book."

"oh cool, what’s it about?"

"….uh…."

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I love that everyone just knows

Or…alternately:

"what are you writing?"

"it’s a….story."

"oh cool, what’s it about?"

"…uh…"

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"can i read it?"

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sebsonandfriends:

nonespark:

i have wasted my entire life.

THIS IS WHY I LOVE TUMBLR

sebsonandfriends:

nonespark:

i have wasted my entire life.

THIS IS WHY I LOVE TUMBLR